Alicia. London, UK. 23. Bisexual Nerdfighter studying Forensic Science.Tumblr (3.0; @imnotthatgirl)http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/03dd17075fd6201daa86fa33e43d956d/tumblr_p6dq7eLRYV1ufto5lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175179687736http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175179687736Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:26:30 +0100oceans 11my dad loved those filmsI hated them because I had no idea who anyone wasmight as well have been a bunch of clones for all I knew<p><a href="http://doritosandavocados.tumblr.com/post/169861884752/checkmatethatprivilege-checkmatethatprivilege" class="tumblr_blog">doritosandavocados</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://checkmatethatprivilege.tumblr.com/post/71807068429/checkmatethatprivilege-2013-was-five-years" class="tumblr_blog">checkmatethatprivilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://checkmatethatprivilege.tumblr.com/post/71799377651/2013-was-five-years-ago-let-that-sink-in" class="tumblr_blog">checkmatethatprivilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>2013 was <i>five years ago </i>let that sink in</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="149" data-orig-width="464" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/539f7e7b15f422734b0cd3bc1052093a/tumblr_mypbbnMoOP1sw4nqxo1_500.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ad4c22f2e6bc18b21b2558feaf7d0e1/tumblr_inline_p7kdc3LiNF1r4ixpb_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-height="149" data-orig-width="464" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/539f7e7b15f422734b0cd3bc1052093a/tumblr_mypbbnMoOP1sw4nqxo1_500.png"/></figure></blockquote> <p>PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175158005966http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175158005966Sat, 23 Jun 2018 03:18:03 +0100<p><a href="https://spacelestial.tumblr.com/post/174932157592/yall-are-fools-ihop-changed-to-ihob-in-this-holy" class="tumblr_blog">spacelestial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>y’all are fools ihop changed to ihob in this holy pride month of june thus ihob stands for international house of bisexuals</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175079145661http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/175079145661Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:43:13 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisretrodreamisneverending.tumblr.com/post/35268065058">thisretrodreamisneverending</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit</p> <p>so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’</p> <p>and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing</p> <p>omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174850301126http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174850301126Wed, 13 Jun 2018 13:16:46 +0100haven't posted this in a whilesorry harrisily<p><a href="http://allmymetaphors.tumblr.com/post/45067247729/if-you-think-that-i-wont-listen-to-the-same-song" class="tumblr_blog">allmymetaphors</a>:</p><blockquote><p>if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong </p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174676109936http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174676109936Fri, 08 Jun 2018 00:53:49 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrdarcysbutt.tumblr.com/post/174441498802/my-forgetful-ass-reblogs-a-post-someone-just">mrdarcysbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>my forgetful ass:</b> reblogs a post someone just reblogged from me</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174598149861http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174598149861Tue, 05 Jun 2018 15:19:43 +0100<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62f2c0762a4f2259b102fef54bbdc09a/tumblr_p98l2oeGpK1vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wonderytho.tumblr.com/post/174210424304/me-irl" class="tumblr_blog">wonderytho</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Me irl</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174480854406http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174480854406Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:22:37 +0100<p><a href="http://brokuto-koutarous-mom.tumblr.com/post/155730820472/picaso-picaso-i-am-sitting-on-the-couch-i" class="tumblr_blog">brokuto-koutarous-mom</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://picaso.tumblr.com/post/146142240384">picaso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://picaso.tumblr.com/post/146141688129">picaso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a678419d94aa2ebe4a6f3ae90958aad/tumblr_inline_o906rofYWl1r19fv6_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b6135c2f0a54b15b9e43bcf09673a66/tumblr_inline_o907ik8XQ01r19fv6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a678419d94aa2ebe4a6f3ae90958aad/tumblr_inline_o906rofYWl1r19fv6_540.jpg"/></figure><p>what do i do</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="125" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f16bee6271e7fcf5418da16c5984737/tumblr_inline_o907g5QfL31r19fv6_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/365738c447107e85cced256ee865e442/tumblr_inline_o907ikAoiV1r19fv6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="125" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1f16bee6271e7fcf5418da16c5984737/tumblr_inline_o907g5QfL31r19fv6_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="108" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0856664ffbac3da82dc06a8c4d2856b0/tumblr_inline_o907g526nd1r19fv6_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/289c57d1d2fedf9d8d2ce60323eb701f/tumblr_inline_o907ikIhCb1r19fv6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="108" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0856664ffbac3da82dc06a8c4d2856b0/tumblr_inline_o907g526nd1r19fv6_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aedd108b66a7883ffdd3731a43b6a713/tumblr_inline_o907gypFVN1r19fv6_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b141dd74493700c2ee754449f220205/tumblr_inline_o907ikjuZQ1r19fv6_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aedd108b66a7883ffdd3731a43b6a713/tumblr_inline_o907gypFVN1r19fv6_540.jpg"/></figure></p> <p>he is here….</p> </blockquote> <p>i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  </p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174129386801http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174129386801Tue, 22 May 2018 01:14:26 +0100geese<p><a href="https://cannabunz.tumblr.com/post/172725244304/being-a-decent-human-means-holding-your-trash" class="tumblr_blog">cannabunz</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine </p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174128937716http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174128937716Tue, 22 May 2018 00:56:53 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielismycherrypie.tumblr.com/post/116436072108/warlocksmith-hairychikubi-how-the-fuck-do">castielismycherrypie</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://warlocksmith.tumblr.com/post/116397746953/hairychikubi-how-the-fuck-do-people-just-stay">warlocksmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hairychikubi.tumblr.com/post/81586054381">hairychikubi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.</p></blockquote> <p>You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself </p> </blockquote> <div> Best advice ever</div> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174089468936http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174089468936Sun, 20 May 2018 20:49:09 +0100<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/786caeea3cb566c64a9e5447131f41d2/tumblr_ok4xx2F6Qf1tupo5so1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/156340818579/freddie-mercury-an-intellectual" class="tumblr_blog">argumate</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Freddie Mercury, an intellectual:</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174033722866http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174033722866Sat, 19 May 2018 00:53:03 +0100my dog's name is Sid Vicioustime to rename him I guess 🤷‍♀️Freddie Mercury<p><a href="https://l-e-s-b-o-t.tumblr.com/post/171559051687/me-i-dont-have-a-type-5-minutes-later-after" class="tumblr_blog">l-e-s-b-o-t</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>Me: I don’t have a type. </b></p> <p><i>*5 minutes later: after evaluating all the people I’ve ever had a crush on* </i></p> <p><b>Me: Okay, I guess I have a type. </b></p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174002279806http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/174002279806Fri, 18 May 2018 00:03:26 +0100oh I definitely have a type<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ludi-lin.tumblr.com/post/173986053621/me-looks-at-all-the-unread-books-in-my-room-me">ludi-lin</a>:</p><blockquote><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> *looks at all the unread books in my room*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> *buys more books*</p><p class="npf_chat" data-npf='{"subtype":"chat"}'><b>me:</b> *watches netflix*</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173990777681http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173990777681Thu, 17 May 2018 16:18:54 +0100<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cb4e7084833af57596c97f8a78122d2/tumblr_ov2glgEqQD1w6g6ezo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173975049836http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173975049836Thu, 17 May 2018 02:39:09 +0100<p><a href="http://satanicpornocultshop.tumblr.com/post/171030502556/my-blog-aesthetic-doesnt-have-a-name-its-just-me" class="tumblr_blog">satanicpornocultshop</a>:</p><blockquote><p>my blog aesthetic doesn’t have a name It’s just me walking around picking up pebbles like “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty”</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173966866181http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173966866181Wed, 16 May 2018 21:21:22 +0100<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7d54670a4dc29602aa2d9535150e991a/tumblr_p6vmm9HkyH1qm0c4jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pavelyan.tumblr.com/post/172728264031/its-not-that-it-sucks-ive-just-seen-it-48" class="tumblr_blog">pavelyan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times</p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173591549366http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173591549366Sat, 05 May 2018 01:43:38 +0100<p><a href="https://cannabunz.tumblr.com/post/172725244304/being-a-decent-human-means-holding-your-trash" class="tumblr_blog">cannabunz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine </p></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173591225066http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173591225066Sat, 05 May 2018 01:29:23 +0100<p><a href="https://thesegoddamnpancakes.tumblr.com/post/173325156790/wheretheeternalare-why-do-people-still-say-this" class="tumblr_blog">thesegoddamnpancakes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wheretheeternalare.tumblr.com/post/168915323482" class="tumblr_blog">wheretheeternalare</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore</p></blockquote> <p>Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173522392251http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173522392251Wed, 02 May 2018 21:03:10 +0100<p><a href="http://fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan.tumblr.com/post/155409237225/inkskinned-anyone-else-get-a-fuzzy-restless" class="tumblr_blog">fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://inkskinned.com/post/154321955444/anyone-else-get-a-fuzzy-restless-feeling-when-you" class="tumblr_blog">inkskinned</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>anyone else get a fuzzy-restless feeling when you need to do something but your brain won’t focus on anything and you’re silently begging yourself to just do <i>one</i> thing but instead you’re scrolling tumblr even though you don’t even <i>want</i> to be … it’s like your head is filled with heavy electric cotton like you’re both uncomfy and unable to stop</p></blockquote> <p>This is the best damn description of executive dysfunction I have ever heard</p> </blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173484297621http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/173484297621Tue, 01 May 2018 16:44:20 +0100<p><a href="http://luxet.tumblr.com/post/147102598528/unusual-asks" class="tumblr_blog">luxet</a>:</p><blockquote><ol><li>Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? <br/></li> <li>is your room messy or clean?</li> <li>what color are your eyes?</li> <li>do you like your name? why?</li> <li>what is your relationship status? </li> <li>describe your personality in 3 words or less</li> <li>what color hair do you have?</li> <li>what kind of car do you drive? color?</li> <li>where do you shop?</li> <li>how would you describe your style?</li> <li>favorite social media account</li> <li>what size bed do you have? </li> <li>any siblings?</li> <li>if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?</li> <li>favorite snapchat filter? </li> <li>favorite makeup brand(s)</li> <li>how many times a week do you shower?</li> <li>favorite tv show?</li> <li>shoe size?</li> <li>how tall are you?</li> <li>sandals or sneakers? </li> <li>do you go to the gym? </li> <li>describe your dream date</li> <li>how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?</li> <li>what color socks are you wearing? </li> <li>how many pillows do you sleep with?</li> <li>do you have a job? what do you do? </li> <li>how many friends do you have? </li> <li>whats the worst thing you have ever done? </li> <li>whats your favorite candle scent? </li> <li>3 favorite boy names</li> <li>3 favorite girl names</li> <li>favorite actor? </li> <li>favorite actress? </li> <li>who is your celebrity crush?</li> <li>favorite movie? </li> <li>do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? </li> <li>money or brains? </li> <li>do you have a nickname? what is it? </li> <li>how many times have you been to the hospital?</li> <li>top 10 favorite songs</li> <li>do you take any medications daily? </li> <li>what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)</li> <li>what is your biggest fear? </li> <li>how many kids do you want? </li> <li>whats your go to hair style?</li> <li>what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) </li> <li>who is your role model? </li> <li>what was the last compliment you received?</li> <li>what was the last text you sent?</li> <li>how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?</li> <li>what is your dream car? </li> <li>opinion on smoking?</li> <li>do you go to college? </li> <li>what is your dream job? </li> <li>would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? </li> <li>do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? </li> <li>do you have freckles? </li> <li>do you smile for pictures?<br/></li> <li>how many pictures do you have on your phone? </li> <li>have you ever peed in the woods? </li> <li>do you still watch cartoons? </li> <li>do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?</li> <li>Favorite dipping sauce? </li> <li>what do you wear to bed? </li> <li>have you ever won a spelling bee?</li> <li> what are your hobbies?</li> <li>can you draw? </li> <li>do you play an instrument?</li> <li>what was the last concert you saw? </li> <li>tea or coffee?</li> <li>Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?</li> <li>do you want to get married?</li> <li>what is your crush’s first and last initial?</li> <li>are you going to change your last name when you get married? </li> <li>what color looks best on you? </li> <li>do you miss anyone right now? </li> <li>do you sleep with your door open or closed?</li> <li>do you believe in ghosts?</li> <li>what is your biggest pet peeve? </li> <li>last person you called`</li> <li>favorite ice cream flavor? </li> <li>regular oreos or golden oreos? </li> <li>chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? </li> <li>what shirt are you wearing? </li> <li>what is your phone background?</li> <li>are you outgoing or shy?</li> <li>do you like it when people play with your hair?</li> <li>do you like your neighbors? </li> <li>do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?</li> <li>have you ever been high? </li> <li>have you ever been drunk? </li> <li>last thing you ate? </li> <li>favorite lyrics right now</li> <li>summer or winter? </li> <li>day or night? </li> <li>dark, milk, or white chocolate? </li> <li>favorite month? </li> <li>what is your zodiac sign</li> <li> who was the last person you cried in front of? </li> </ol></blockquote>http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/172653418566http://imnotthatgirl.tumblr.com/post/172653418566Fri, 06 Apr 2018 12:25:39 +0100ask alicia stuff