tweets to american airlines are so beautiful
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america
In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.
creativity like “yo”,
attention span like “no”.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear