doritosandavocados:

checkmatethatprivilege:

checkmatethatprivilege:

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

spacelestial:

y’all are fools ihop changed to ihob in this holy pride month of june thus ihob stands for international house of bisexuals

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong 

mrdarcysbutt:

my forgetful ass: reblogs a post someone just reblogged from me

wonderytho:

Me irl

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

cannabunz:

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

castielismycherrypie:

warlocksmith:

hairychikubi:

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever