the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE
i hope they respond
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
i love hearing puppies running over to you
it’s literally just
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.